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St. Patrick's Day Ecard with text: Let's celebrate St Patricks Day with people who probably couldn't find Ireland on a map.
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about this card: irish identity issues | On re-hash Wednesday I like to post an older wrongcard, and today’s is one for St. Patrick’s Day. A couple of my mates will be going ‘ouch’ right now but I have a bottle of Makers Mark on standby to send them singing into the land of forgiveness. I know, right?
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