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Family Ecard with text: It is a sign of just how much I actually like you that I haven't introduced you to my family yet.
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about this card: it is a sign | I was raised in a trailer by my grandma, a wonderful, wise old bird who sold cat pelts to tourists to fund her collection of human teeth. When she wasn’t passed out drunk on kerosene, she was doing everything humanly possible to provide me with a normal childhood, including carefully negotiated contracts with witch doctors. This card is for those who weren’t as lucky as me.
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