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Workplace Ecard with text: If our managers care about workplace morale as much as they say they do, then why havent they thrown themselves out of a window? — about this card: its all lies | Some of my closest friends are managers. It’s a perfectly respectable job, especially for people who are unable to do anything else. And I get along fine with managers, once they’ve learned how much easier it is to not ask me questions, like: ‘what is it you do here, Che?’ or ‘why won’t you give me back those compromising photos?’ On the whole I’d be bored without them.

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Workplace Ecard with text: 'They say it's our fear of failure that holds us back. But I blame Human Resources for hiring stupid middle-managers.''

Workplace Ecard with text: I have no particular opinion about the overall worth of middle-management. And a picture of a hanging man in silhouette.

Workplace Ecard with text: 'i will be busy all day concealing a violent attitude towards authority and I do not wish to be disturbed'

Workplace Ecard with text: I have found that a limitless source of job satisfaction can be reached through the systematic terrorization of middle-managers .

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?