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Some of my closest friends are managers. It’s a perfectly respectable job, especially for people who are unable to do anything else. And I get along fine with managers, once they’ve learned how much easier it is to not ask me questions, like: ‘what is it you do here, Che?’ or ‘why won’t you give me back those compromising photos?’ On the whole I’d be bored without them.
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Published on 14 May 2013

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its all lies

Some of my closest friends are managers. It's a perfectly respectable job, especially for people who are unable to do anything else. And I get along fine with managers, once they've learned how much easier it is to not ask me questions, like: 'what is it you do here, Che?' or 'why won't you give me back those compromising photos?' On the whole I'd be bored without them.

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