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Jewish ecard: I think Jesus will forgive you for being Jewish. Some of his best friends were Jewish. Ecard image showing: I think Jesus will forgive you for being Jewish. Some of his best friends were Jewish.

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We’ve been talking a lot about Christmas here lately but let’s not forget that Jews also have a Christmas celebration (called Kawanza) that happens sometime between November and February I think. I read that jewish priests ordained it as a sin for Jews to exchange presents, but I’m sure no one will get in trouble if they just send Jewish wrongcards instead.
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jesus forgives

We've been talking a lot about Christmas here lately but let's not forget that Jews also have a Christmas celebration (called Kawanza) that happens sometime between November and February I think. I read that jewish priests ordained it as a sin for Jews to exchange presents, but I'm sure no one will get in trouble if they just send Jewish wrongcards instead.

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