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Workplace ecard: At least 45 percent of my unwritten job description is the concealment of exasperation. Ecard image showing: At least 45 percent of my unwritten job description is the concealment of exasperation.

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In the workplace I’m quiet and keep to myself unless I’m engaged in workplace activism like organizing lunchtime hunger-strikes for a Free Tibet or for Free Bagels, or petitioning for departmental cage fights. I got the janitors to go on strike. That’s right, they’re not taking any more rubbish. Just a little joke. Sometimes I’m not very serious.
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Published on 19 Jan 2013

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job description

In the workplace I'm quiet and keep to myself unless I'm engaged in workplace activism like organizing lunchtime hunger-strikes for a Free Tibet or for Free Bagels, or petitioning for departmental cage fights. I got the janitors to go on strike. That's right, they're not taking any more rubbish. Just a little joke. Sometimes I'm not very serious.

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At least 45 percent of my unwritten job description is the concealment of exasperation.

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