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Workplace Ecard with text: At least 45 percent of my unwritten job description is the concealment of exasperation.
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about this card: job description | In the workplace I’m quiet and keep to myself unless I’m engaged in workplace activism like organizing lunchtime hunger-strikes for a Free Tibet or for Free Bagels, or petitioning for departmental cage fights. I got the janitors to go on strike. That’s right, they’re not taking any more rubbish. Just a little joke. Sometimes I’m not very serious.
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