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Workplace Ecard with text: At least 45 percent of my unwritten job description is the concealment of exasperation. — about this card: job description | In the workplace I’m quiet and keep to myself unless I’m engaged in workplace activism like organizing lunchtime hunger-strikes for a Free Tibet or for Free Bagels, or petitioning for departmental cage fights. I got the janitors to go on strike. That’s right, they’re not taking any more rubbish. Just a little joke. Sometimes I’m not very serious.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?