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revenge

I just spent 20 minutes looking for my keys - they get moved around by my enemies - and suddenly realized what an awful day Karl Rove must be having. He dropped millions trying to buy his friend a job but it didn't pan out due to an unanticipated technical error (they counted the votes). Then I found my keys. Woot! They were in a boot. I guess Obama and I are both having a good day.

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Redcliffe, along with much of South East Queensland, would seem similar to Florida residents, with one subtle difference: it is not stark raving mad.

— The Sunshine State Without the Crazy

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revenge

I just spent 20 minutes looking for my keys - they get moved around by my enemies - and suddenly realized what an awful day Karl Rove must be having. He dropped millions trying to buy his friend a job but it didn't pan out due to an unanticipated technical error (they counted the votes). Then I found my keys. Woot! They were in a boot. I guess Obama and I are both having a good day.

Reminders

whatever works

..

Thinking of You

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Our decline into madness is inevitable, so there's really no need to panic.

— Never Go Full Rowling (Spoiler: You Will)

he has to sleep sometime

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