Ecard text: just remember he has to sleep sometime
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Ecard text: I don't smoke broken pencils anymore and i don't... i'm sorry, i've forgotten what i was going to say
Ecard text: i'm sorry i wore the grim reaper costume to your grandmothers 82nd birthday. and once again, i am sorry for your sudden, tragic loss.
Ecard text: 'It's Christmas! And this year I would like a ZEBRA. Or I won't believe you care about me at all. PS. It has to be alive.'
Ecard text: I am sorry you are depressed and hope it is a rational depression arising from feelings of helplessness and futility about the world's burgeoning ecological problems and not because you have silly hair.
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