Free Workplace Ecard: 'Just Stoned' | Wrongcards

Workplace Ecard with text: I am sorry about how I acted at work but in my defense I was pretty stoned most of the day. i did take the time to do some pretty wicked origami though. — about this card: just stoned | ‘On Wednesdays I like to post a slightly older card and then I invariably I do something practical, like my taxes. I always put a dead bird into the envelope I send to the IRS - when they call me up about it I say it was an accident. FYI: federal employees are not paid enough to audit people who accidentally mail dead animals to them. I’m here to help.’

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Mother's Day Ecard with text: Don't worry Mother. When I'm high I love you at least twenty-five percent more than usual. It just accentuates everything!

Topical Ecard with text: We can argue all day whether or not God gets high, but I think the evidence is clear.

Excuses Ecard with text: I can't hang out with you after all. Everything is fine. I just have to find out what's up with my weed.

Topical Ecard with text: I'm happy to smoke weed because everybody who smokes weed says that is safe.

WTF Ecard with text: 'So I poured bong water into your aquarium to see if fish can get high. Now, before you react, I want you to focus on the undeniable truth - that scientific inquiry has long confused lay society. However, to show you I am a good sport, I have decided to cook you dinner tonight. Just waiting for the fish to finish marinating.'

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?