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Jewish ecard: Dear Jewish person, I agree to be your friend on the condition that you at least TRY not to kill Jesus when he comes back. Ecard image showing: Dear Jewish person, I agree to be your friend on the condition that you at least TRY not to kill Jesus when he comes back.

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Published on 17 Sep 2013

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The only reason Wrongcards has not officially endorsed a religion is because we haven't yet received a sponsorship offer. My hope is that we'll be sponsored by Christianity though I don't know much about it other than its founder was a tall, bearded, blue-eyed guy with North-American good looks. Still, his followers seem to be pretty heavily-armed, which I think is pretty persuasive really.

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