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Flirting Ecard with text: Honey, I wanna get crazy tonight and Im not going to lie: things are gonna get weird.'

things are gonna crazy

I actually don't know what this card means. I simply said it once to a co-worker and they got terrifically excited, and I happened to be wearing Micky Mouse ears at the time. The woman in HR explained to me that it might be construed as a flirtatious gesture, and I told her she was sick. I don't know why she keeps calling me down to talk to her. I think she think she has a crush on me.

Flirting

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I will not school my daughters on the finer points of dark chicanery. If they wish to win arguments, outwit foes, vex opponents, or hoodwink adversaries, they're going to have to figure it all out on their own. Because I've seen the Star Wars movies. I know what happens to the Sith when they take on apprentices.

— Me Vs Me

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slightly irregular

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Anniversaries

things are gonna crazy

I actually don't know what this card means. I simply said it once to a co-worker and they got terrifically excited, and I happened to be wearing Micky Mouse ears at the time. The woman in HR explained to me that it might be construed as a flirtatious gesture, and I told her she was sick. I don't know why she keeps calling me down to talk to her. I think she think she has a crush on me.

Flirting

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help! i think i've just worked out a new fetish

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