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![Ecard text: Don't worry I'm happy to babysit. You can pay me in breast milk. I have a lot of pleasant associations with it.]()
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![Ecard text: i'm sorry i found a dead bat on the street and nailed it to your door. but in my defense, you DID provoke me.]()
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![Ecard text: I miss you.And now Ive brutally stabbed even my closest imaginary friends in a fit of pique Im feeling REALLY alone. This blood is also imaginary. Don't even worry about it.]()
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