Free Thinking of You Ecard: 'Leaving Your Body' | Wrongcards

Thinking of You Ecard with text: Don't leave your body to science, leave it to me. Necromancers aren't just born, you know. It all takes practice. — about this card: leaving your body | What time is it? Today’s rehash Wednesday card is here, but I am in Spain, and it’s sunset now but the clock says it’s 10pm. That can’t be right, can it? Also it feels like a Tuesday. The claw-hammer of jetlag is offering mixed opinions. Who invented jetlag? The Wright Brothers. Those guys are overrated. Screw you Wright Brothers I’m eating breakfast.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?