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Thinking of You Ecard with text: Don't leave your body to science, leave it to me. Necromancers aren't just born, you know. It all takes practice.
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about this card: leaving your body | What time is it? Today’s rehash Wednesday card is here, but I am in Spain, and it’s sunset now but the clock says it’s 10pm. That can’t be right, can it? Also it feels like a Tuesday. The claw-hammer of jetlag is offering mixed opinions. Who invented jetlag? The Wright Brothers. Those guys are overrated. Screw you Wright Brothers I’m eating breakfast.
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