Free ecards that are wrong for every occasion.
Sympathy Cards Ecard with text: Im sorry that death is such a buzz kill and that Ive been thinking more about breasts than your tragic loss. I just find them very life-affirming. See? Life-affirming.
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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry for what I did or did not do. Though in my defence this entire relationship was caused by your breasts. (Illustration of badger with the caption - A BADGER. Why does everything have to be relevent?)
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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard.
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Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. The other good news is that your need need to make long-term plans is decreasing year by year.
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Thinking of You Ecard with text: Don't leave your body to science, leave it to me. Necromancers aren't just born, you know. It all takes practice.
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Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people.
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