Life goes on | Sympathy Cards Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Sympathy Cards Ecard with text: Sorry to hear about your tragic loss but just remember that life goes on. (For some of us.)

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard.

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. The other good news is that your need need to make long-term plans is decreasing year by year.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: Don't leave your body to science, leave it to me. Necromancers aren't just born, you know. It all takes practice.

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people.

Inspirational Ecard with text: This year you have not been mauled to death by pissed off Grizzly Bears. Clearly whatever you are doing to keep Grizzly Bears at Bay is working.

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