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Apology ecard: I'm sorry I became a little bit irritable when I was unable to control you with my mind. Ecard image showing: I'm sorry I became a little bit irritable when I was unable to control you with my mind.

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Occasionally I don’t get my own way. So I lock myself in a bathroom and have a good cry while my friends sit outside and compliment me for a few hours through the door. Actually that is not what happens. Instead I have to pretend to be sorry and issue cards like these to my friends. Adult life is bitterly unfair.
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Published on 2 Jul 2011

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little bit irritable

Occasionally I don't get my own way. So I lock myself in a bathroom and have a good cry while my friends sit outside and compliment me for a few hours through the door. Actually that is not what happens. Instead I have to pretend to be sorry and issue cards like these to my friends. Adult life is bitterly unfair.

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I'm sorry I became a little bit irritable when I was unable to control you with my mind.

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