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Excuses ecard: I'm sorry I cannot hang out with you. Yesterday I saw a garden gnome. Ecard image showing: I'm sorry I cannot hang out with you. Yesterday I saw a garden gnome.

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I know I seem rather well-adjusted, but sometimes I feel a little unsteady.
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Published on 23 Jul 2011

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I know I seem rather well-adjusted, but sometimes I feel a little unsteady.

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