Ecard text: I'm sorry I cannot hang out with you. Yesterday I saw a midget.
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I know I may seem pretty well-adjusted but sometimes life throws me a bit. Example? Social engagements. They can be a bit stressful. I deal with them rationally, usually by promising to talk about my cousin who is a werewolf. But if you don't have a cousin who is a werewolf you can just send along this card.
ABOUT THIS CARD
I know I may seem pretty well-adjusted but sometimes life throws me a bit. Example? Social engagements. They can be a bit stressful. I deal with them rationally, usually by promising to talk about my cousin who is a werewolf. But if you don't have a cousin who is a werewolf you can just send along this card.

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