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Excuses Ecard with text: I'm sorry I cannot hang out with you. Yesterday I saw a garden gnome.
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about this card: little excuse | I know I seem rather well-adjusted, but sometimes I feel a little unsteady.
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WTF Ecard with text: The fact that elephants are expected never to forget anything can make impending anniversaries for male elephants profoundly stressful, and been shown to lead to anxiety, depression and drug use. This elephant (pictured) is addicted to tranquilizers.
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WTF Ecard with text: It is better that garden gnomes are not real, for I should have no choice but to spend all my years teaching them to meaning of fear.
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WTF Ecard with text: If garden gnomes are not secretly alive, how do you explain the little bastards moving around when we're not looking?
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