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Halloween Greetings Ecard with text: May ten thousand nightmarish, pumpkin-headed creatures armed with Kalashnikovs and rocket-propelled grenades stage a violent and bloody military coup this  Halloween.
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Christmas Ecard with text: Merry Christmas. Remember, Snowmen are secretly sentient, and can oftentimes behave very weirdly. You dismiss my warnings at your own peril.
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Concerned Ecard with text: I'm not saying that you worry about trivial, absurd things. I'm saying that you worry about trivial, absurd things AND fail to appreciate the dangers of couch monsters. (Picture of a couch with tentacles.)
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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am treating you with caution until I am certain that you are not going to turn into one of that Jackal-Headed gods of Ancient Egypt, because I'm sick of investing myself in people and winding up feeling foolish.
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Excuses Ecard with text: I am sorry I cannot attend your party but I'll be secluding myself indefinitely, or at least until this very persistent zebra stops following me.
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Happy Thanksgiving Ecard with text: later they will say nobody expected the rise of hoards of undead thanksgiving zombie turkeys, all hungry for bloody vengeance...
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