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Apology ecard: I am sorry I often preface meaningless and insincere apologies with the words I'm sorry. Ecard image showing: I am sorry I often preface meaningless and insincere apologies with the words I'm sorry.

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Now supposing, for the sake of an argument, that you have had to stab a close personal friend in the leg with a pencil because you were bored. The best next step is to send along this wrongcard - or maybe one that seems more sincere. Whatever. The point is they’ll appreciate the apology. And they really won’t expect your next attack.
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Published on 11 Aug 2010

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Now supposing, for the sake of an argument, that you have had to stab a close personal friend in the leg with a pencil because you were bored. The best next step is to send along this wrongcard - or maybe one that seems more sincere. Whatever. The point is they'll appreciate the apology. And they really won't expect your next attack.

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