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Christmas Ecard with text: merry christmas from the u.s. department of homeland security. keeping the skies safe this holiday season! — about this card: homeland security | Christmas isn’t just a capitalist holiday - there’s a religious side to it as well. The origins of Christmas are very mysterious, especially if you’re not good at research. Did you know that Jesus’ parents might have been Mexicans? Scholars believe that’s why they named their kid Jesus. It all makes sense when you remember they owned a donkey. Anyway, Merry Christmas Mexico (birthplace of Jesus)!

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Christmas Ecard with text: santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry.

Christmas Ecard with text: everything in the world is fantastic. i love the government. merry Christmas

Dark Humor Ecard with text: The world's most powerful government has has designated you as both a terror target and a terror suspect. This means you do not have the right to utter the phrase 'i am bored' ever again.

CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. God might not be listening to you but the CIA always is.

Christmas Ecard with text: It is an increasingly common practice to put an elf doll in children's bedrooms. A supernatural doll that gathers data on their ethical performance. Former Russian KGB officers are probably kicking themselves.

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