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Birthday ecard: Happy Birthday. And if at midnight a demon appears in your room talking about some contract I supposedly signed in your name, just ignore him. He is not to be taken seriously and is merely confused. Ecard image showing: Happy Birthday. And if at midnight a demon appears in your room talking about some contract I supposedly signed in your name, just ignore him. He is not to be taken seriously and is merely confused.

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I hate seeing humanoids with black eyeballs. It makes it so much harder to relate to them. Now I’m not a judgmental person (except when I take an instant dislike to someone because I don’t like their hat) but if I see a reptilian creature with bat wings I cross the street. I think it’s because I don’t want to get caught up in all their drama.
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Published on 25 Sep 2012

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I hate seeing humanoids with black eyeballs. It makes it so much harder to relate to them. Now I'm not a judgmental person (except when I take an instant dislike to someone because I don't like their hat) but if I see a reptilian creature with bat wings I cross the street. I think it's because I don't want to get caught up in all their drama.

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Happy Birthday. And if at midnight a demon appears in your room talking about some contract I supposedly signed in your name, just ignore him. He is not to be taken seriously and is merely confused.

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