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Apology ecard: I'm sorry I pissed on the floor but I lost concentration. Ecard image showing: I'm sorry I pissed on the floor but I lost concentration.

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There are cards for you, and there are cards for me … and today’s card is for me. I don’t really want to talk about it
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Published on 5 Mar 2011

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There are cards for you, and there are cards for me ... and today's card is for me. I don't really want to talk about it

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I'm sorry I pissed on the floor but I lost concentration.

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