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Workplace ecard: Everybody works for the man. But nobody knows who the man is. But one day I will find out who he is and strangle him. And then I will be the man. Until then, your job is to buy me lunch and appreciate me. Later I will probably reward you. Ecard image showing: Everybody works for the man. But nobody knows who the man is. But one day I will find out who he is and strangle him. And then I will be the man. Until then, your job is to buy me lunch and appreciate me. Later I will probably reward you.

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Everyone should have a mission statement. If you don’t have one yet my advice is to write one that would make your Human Resources department panic. You should listen to me because the laws that govern probability suggest that I’ll be right about everything at least part of the time. And today I’m feeling lucky.
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Published on 15 Mar 2011

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Everyone should have a mission statement. If you don't have one yet my advice is to write one that would make your Human Resources department panic. You should listen to me because the laws that govern probability suggest that I'll be right about everything at least part of the time. And today I'm feeling lucky.

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