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Apology ecard: I'm sorry I'm not always very modest. But in my defence I have fewer things to be modest about.
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I apologize all the time. Never sincerely, of course - why rob the experience of fun and whimsy? - but just to practice I guess, in case the unthinkable happens. That’s right, even I make mistakes, though the last time was in 2003 when I stupidly agreed to share my ice-cream with someone (long story short: I lost half of my ice-cream) but the point is.. look I don’t remember. Something to do with sharks.
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Published on 4 Jun 2014

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modesty

I apologize all the time. Never sincerely, of course - why rob the experience of fun and whimsy? - but just to practice I guess, in case the unthinkable happens. That's right, even I make mistakes, though the last time was in 2003 when I stupidly agreed to share my ice-cream with someone (long story short: I lost half of my ice-cream) but the point is.. look I don't remember. Something to do with sharks.

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I'm sorry I'm not always very modest. But in my defence I have fewer things to be modest about.

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