Molotov cocktails | WTF Ecard | WRONGCARDS

WTF Ecard with text: FYI - I have stopped carrying molotov cocktails around with me.I just dont trust myself with them anymore. — about this card: molotov cocktails | Never play with fire, they say, but that’s no way to win at monopoly. I’ve started three fires during games of monopoly and went on to win each game. I think of fire as the God of Winning.

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Christmas Ecard with text: santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry.

WTF Ecard with text: Never annoy a dozen 4-year-olds who are armed with hatchets. Because they could probably take you down.

Family Ecard with text: Dont worry. Whatever happens I'm never gonna put you in an old peoples home.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you got angry at me when I contradicted your hallucinated version of reality.

Christmas Ecard with text: santa is real. and im going to prove it.

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The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

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I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

Strange Passage, Part Two

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

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And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

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I tell you, it really makes a man think.

Strange Passage, Part One

I tell you, it really makes a man think.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?