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Never play with fire, they say, but that’s no way to win at monopoly. I’ve started three fires during games of monopoly and went on to win each game. I think of fire as the God of Winning.
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Published on 22 Jan 2014

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Never play with fire, they say, but that's no way to win at monopoly. I've started three fires during games of monopoly and went on to win each game. I think of fire as the God of Winning.

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FYI - I have stopped carrying molotov cocktails around with me.I just dont trust myself with them anymore.

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