free ecards that are
wrong for every occasion
WTF Ecard with text: FYI - I have stopped carrying molotov cocktails around with me.I just dont trust myself with them anymore.
send
about this card: molotov cocktails | Never play with fire, they say, but that’s no way to win at monopoly. I’ve started three fires during games of monopoly and went on to win each game. I think of fire as the God of Winning.
The Harvard Skull Fiasco

Keep up with my nonsense

Subscribe to my newsletter
and get one of my ebooks for free.

Somewhat Related Wrongcards

Christmas Ecard with text: santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry.
view send
WTF Ecard with text: Never annoy a dozen 4-year-olds who are armed with hatchets. Because they could probably take you down.
view send
Family Ecard with text: Dont worry. Whatever happens I'm never gonna put you in an old peoples home.
view send
Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you got angry at me when I contradicted your hallucinated version of reality.
view send
Christmas Ecard with text: santa is real. and im going to prove it.
view send