![Family Ecard with text: One way to ensure that your children will do all their chores and homework is to carefully monopolize the household's supply of cigarettes.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/961_hu6632f4cf5316c81abcd949b532372cc9_27287_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | I was listening to some poor, hapless parent talking about how hard it was to get their kid to enter the civilized world and, before I knew it, the words of today’s wrongcard fell off my tongue. If I ever become a parent I want to do it the old-fashioned way: accidentally. I look forward to it, I suppose; it just seems so romantic to flee a country and live under a false identity.
16 Oct 2013