Free Apology Ecard: 'Moral High Ground' | Wrongcards

Apology Ecard with text: I want to apologize to you even though you were wrong because I have always been curious to know what a moral high ground feels like. So far I'm enjoying it. — about this card: moral high ground | ‘If you have to apologize to anyone then there is no reason you can’t enjoy yourself. Also: you’re allowed to snicker. If anyone disagrees, say that a stranger on the internet said so. “It’s not a proper argument until you’ve quoted someone on the internet.” - Gandhi.’

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Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mother's Day. Thank you for turning me into a fully functional, mature adult capable of determining right from wrong. These turtles are having sex.

Father's Day Ecard with text: Happy Father's Day and thank you for not contaminating my moral universe by giving me any material possessions.

WTF Ecard with text: So lately I've been thinking about rabbits and I've decided they are a moral vacuum. But nobody ever talks about it.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: The Tobacco Industry makes billions of dollars per year trafficking in addiction, sickness, premature death, and it would be immoral for me to give them any money. And so in a way it is my social conscience that forces me to bum them from you.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?