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Valentines Ecard with text: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, baby. And I mean it. Most ineffectual valentines day ecard ever.

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Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday etc. Please note that with the receipt of this ecard all of my obligations in the matter are now met.

Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry that so much of what you say sounds like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

Birthday Ecard with text: It's your birthday. Yay! Will this do?

Christmas Ecard with text: I badly wanted to buy you a Christmas present this year but what with this whole economic meltdown and everything... So here is a drawing I did for you of a deer instead. Actually I might have traced it.

Birthday Ecard with text: 'PLEASE NOTE: this ecard barely meets the minimum recommended allowance for sentiment in a birthday card.'

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?