Free ecards that are wrong for every occasion.
Valentines Ecard with text: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, baby. And I mean it. Most ineffectual valentines day ecard ever.


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somewhat related wrongcards

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday etc. Please note that with the receipt of this ecard all of my obligations in the matter are now met.
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Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry that so much of what you say sounds like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
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Birthday Ecard with text: It's your birthday. Yay! Will this do?
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Christmas Ecard with text: I badly wanted to buy you a Christmas present this year but what with this whole economic meltdown and everything... So here is a drawing I did for you of a deer instead. Actually I might have traced it.
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Birthday Ecard with text: 'PLEASE NOTE: this ecard barely meets the minimum recommended allowance for sentiment in a birthday card.'
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