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WTF Ecard with text: In my Rorschach ink-blot test I easily recognized the Moth Man who has been trying to eat my soul since my childhood. But I told the doctor I only saw my mother having sex. I like to make him happy.
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about this card: moth man inkblot | On Wednesdays I feature an older card and then spend the rest of the day trying to pass myself off as a credible researcher at Harvard Medical School. I carry a clipboard and say things like, “We’re making progress. I think we have reasons to feel optimistic.” Sooner or later they’re going to let me play with the bodies.
The Harvard Skull Fiasco

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