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Mother's Day Ecard with text: mother, there is so much i want to tell you. like - if you don't stop putting my future inheritance into slot machines I think I'm going to have a major heart attack.

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4 May 2008

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I spent an upsetting amount of money buying a Happy Meal and it did not make me happy. It’s Germany though, so the meal came with a beer. I asked if I could have whiskey instead and they looked at me as if I was mad.

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