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WTF Ecard with text: my psychiatrist says he hates it when i show up in his bedroom at 3am wearing nothing but over mitts. but deep down, i know he's really into it.

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Dark Humor Ecard with text: We know that Sigmund Freud never got to the bottom of the question 'what is it that women really want?' because his final work was not a volume of cupcake recipes.

WTF Ecard with text: In my Rorschach ink-blot test I easily recognized the Moth Man who has been trying to eat my soul since my childhood. But I told the doctor I only saw my mother having sex. I like to make him happy.

WTF Ecard with text: My doctor says I am a triumph of modern psychiatric medicine! If he keeps being nice to me I may have to let him out of my basement.

Workplace Ecard with text: im sorry i havent been supportive but i didnt know you had a real psychological problem. with description of ergasiophobia.

Mother's Day Ecard with text: mother, my frickin' psychiatrist wants to send you a commission

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?