Mysophobic | OCD Ecard | WRONGCARDS

OCD Ecard with text: If people flush the toilet without closing the lid then aerated particles of fecal matter churn into the air and settle on your towel, in your lungs, your toothbrush and every surface in the room. Welcome to the harsh reality of obsessive compulsive disor — about this card: mysophobic | ‘Every Wednesday I post an older card, then I watch TV so corporations can tell me which foods to eat through the next year, and where to buy their diabetes meds the year after that, and which politician they think is most cooperative. Also: did you know how much bacteria is in your bathroom? If you’re not worried then the germs have already won.’

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OCD Ecard with text: Black Mold. It often lives undetected in houses. According to a 1999 study at the Mayo Clinc, Black MOld is the cause of nearly all chronic sinus infection. It can cause headaches, depression, hair loss, nosebleeds, and death. So faor the love of God, clean the damned house before you kill us all!

OCD Ecard with text: No text, just a field of black boxes and one that is irritatingly tilted.

Easter Greetings Ecard with text: This Easter - do not eat any eggs that come out of a rabbit. They are not chocolate.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: you're so uptight, you'd get out of a bath to take a dump

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?