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Thinking of You ecard: The Tobacco Industry makes billions of dollars per year trafficking in addiction, sickness, premature death, and it would be immoral for me to give them any money. And so in a way it is my social conscience that forces me to bum them from you. Ecard image showing: The Tobacco Industry makes billions of dollars per year trafficking in addiction, sickness, premature death, and it would be immoral for me to give them any money. And so in a way it is my social conscience that forces me to bum them from you.
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