Never feel troubled | CheerUp Ecard | WRONGCARDS

CheerUp Ecard with text: i want you to know that if you ever feel troubled or sad you can come to me, and i will console you by telling you that it’s all your fault for never doing what i tell you to do. — about this card: never feel troubled | Today’s card is a Cheer Up card, which can be sent to people who are being depressing. Typically that means they have some sort of problem or a bad thing has happened. My point? When someone’s life stops being about blue skies, short skirts and ice cream, we send this card. I know, right? Where were you guys before you found me?

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Apology Ecard with text: So technically it was misleading of you to tell me you wanted me to be myself.

Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and profoundly sorry that I have to apologize to you and promise that next time I will treat myself with more consideration.

Father's Day Ecard with text: Dad, thanks for turning me into a self-made man

Apology Ecard with text: I apologize for the fact that I wasn't put on earth to help people feel good about being wrong.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I seemed a bit difficult, but it wasn't intentional. I am only intentionally difficult on Tuesdays.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?