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extrapolation

Category: Thinking of You

December 1, 2012

from the newsletter

Whenever I am particularly startled by my children, I seem to transform into a 19th Century Yorkshire vicar. Nobody knows why this is the case and when I am eventually abducted by aliens, I somewhat intend to raise the question with them.

— Of Immigrants and Aliens

possible

Category: Mother's Day

May 10, 2014

Reminders ecard with text: There are people who do not worry that they will one day be hunted by a giant chicken. They are called fools.

chicken problems

Category: Reminders

April 12, 2013

WTF ecard with text: So it turns out that trying to order panda in a Chinese restaurant is considered offensive.

chinese restaurants

Category: WTF

April 4, 2013

Thinking of You ecard with text: I'm not saying that you eat spiders. I'm saying that we don't see spiders when you're around and that you rarely seem to be hungry, and it that it might be possible to exrapolate from this.

extrapolation

Category: Thinking of You

December 1, 2012

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