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Valentines Ecard with text: Oh my God, you know I like you, why do I have to give you a valentines day card? We are adults right? PS. This is the aforementioned valentines day card. PPS. No need to thank me.
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about this card: no need | Some of us are expected to send St Valentines Day cards tomorrow and somehow our souls feel a stirring of revolt. And we churlishly chafe at this consumer chore, this routine, recurring ritual of relationship renewal. But what can we do? We send an honest card. (Don’t say I don’t love you).
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Valentines Ecard with text: Happy Valentines Day because, after giving the matter some thought, I've decided to go through the motions and profess a semblance of romantic sentiment because, all things considered, it just seems preferable to the consequences I'd be force to endure if I did nothing. (A picture of a badger with the words: by the way, I just like this picture, I'm not trying to say I feel badgered or anything.)
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