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Ecard text: Im always right but no one ever listens but i don't care and basically they should all burn.
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"Shea is beginning to think that stealing the world's most famous skull wasn't the best way to launch his career in cat burglary..."

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I had just learned I was about to become a father. The timing was somewhat less than ideal. You see ...

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