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WTF ecard: Nobody thinks I'm delusional except my imaginary friend, and what the hell does he know?
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This surprises people but I’ve never actually lost an argument. People say it’s because I’m delusional but people get all sorts of fanciful ideas in their heads. (I’ve also never lost a game of monopoly because ghosts knock the board off the table whenever I’m losing). Whatever. It doesn’t matter. The point is that today’s card is here.
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Published on 3 Mar 2012

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nobody thinks

This surprises people but I've never actually lost an argument. People say it's because I'm delusional but people get all sorts of fanciful ideas in their heads. (I've also never lost a game of monopoly because ghosts knock the board off the table whenever I'm losing). Whatever. It doesn't matter. The point is that today's card is here.

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