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Excuses Ecard with text: Word has reached me that your party will not feature an orgy of generously-spirited Norwegian models. And due to this oversight and lack of good planning on your party, I will be unable to attend.
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about this card: norwegian model excuse | So someone has invited you to a party: the hooks are in, the obligation to attend is fierce, but the thought of it all fills you with a nameless dread. Maybe it’s because your friend’s friends are lunatics. Or maybe it’s because YOU are a lunatic. Doesn’t matter. You can stop fretting and just send along this card. Life was meant to be this easy.
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