Free Excuses Ecard: 'Norwegian Model Excuse' | Wrongcards

Excuses Ecard with text: Word has reached me that your party will not feature an orgy of generously-spirited Norwegian models. And due to this oversight and lack of good planning on your party, I will be unable to attend. — about this card: norwegian model excuse | So someone has invited you to a party: the hooks are in, the obligation to attend is fierce, but the thought of it all fills you with a nameless dread. Maybe it’s because your friend’s friends are lunatics. Or maybe it’s because YOU are a lunatic. Doesn’t matter. You can stop fretting and just send along this card. Life was meant to be this easy.

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Romance Ecard with text: It has not escaped my notice that I am expected to reveal an occasional awareness of our relationship by routinely presenting you with some sort of sentiment adorned with romantic symbology. Please enjoy this 'geometric cardioid' that was recognized for many centuries as an icon of genitalia. I thus expect that one or more sexual encounters will ensure.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: i can't find anything in the bible prohibiting inflatable sheep - so i think you're in the clear with jesus.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry for what I did or did not do. Though in my defence this entire relationship was caused by your breasts. (Illustration of badger with the caption - A BADGER. Why does everything have to be relevent?)

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