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What people sometimes call ‘anger management issues’ I prefer to describe as ‘an impaired ability to cope with fools and idiots’. Of course, I’m not one to promote bad-tempered irrationality (I’m no Bill O’Reilly) but we’re all entitled to our moments, and a deficit of sleep might make this card seem useful.
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Published on 5 May 2011

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not getting angry

What people sometimes call 'anger management issues' I prefer to describe as 'an impaired ability to cope with fools and idiots'. Of course, I'm not one to promote bad-tempered irrationality (I'm no Bill O'Reilly) but we're all entitled to our moments, and a deficit of sleep might make this card seem useful.

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I'm not going to get angry today provided nobody provokes me by breathing too loudly.

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