Free Workplace Ecard: 'Not Getting Angry' | Wrongcards

Workplace Ecard with text: I'm not going to get angry today provided nobody provokes me by breathing too loudly. — about this card: not getting angry | What people sometimes call ‘anger management issues’ I prefer to describe as ‘an impaired ability to cope with fools and idiots’. Of course, I’m not one to promote bad-tempered irrationality (I’m no Bill O’Reilly) but we’re all entitled to our moments, and a deficit of sleep might make this card seem useful.

Somewhat Related Wrongcards

WTF Ecard with text: FYI - I have stopped carrying molotov cocktails around with me.I just dont trust myself with them anymore.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you got angry at me when I contradicted your hallucinated version of reality.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you sometimes say irrational things when you get angry and that my effortless rebuttal only seems to further infuriate you.

Father's Day Ecard with text: Dad, thanks for turning me into a self-made man

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I’m not telling you why I am angry with you because I don’t want “communication” to rob our relationship of its mystery.

latest newsletters

A Not So Cricketty Christmas

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

A Not So Cricketty Christmas

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

Strange Passage, Part Two

... and then I was locked up in a holding cell ...

Strange Passage, Part Two

... and then I was locked up in a holding cell ...

Strange Passage, Part One

I tell you, it really makes a man think.

Strange Passage, Part One

I tell you, it really makes a man think.

Don't Mention the War

I'll be very careful, don't worry.

Don't Mention the War

I'll be very careful, don't worry.

books by me

The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Buy at Amazon

Rise of the Blue Bandicoot Book Cover

Buy at Amazon

The Blue Bandicoot Saga Book Cover

Buy at Amazon

The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?