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Workplace Ecard with text: I'm not going to get angry today provided nobody provokes me by breathing too loudly.
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about this card: not getting angry | What people sometimes call ‘anger management issues’ I prefer to describe as ‘an impaired ability to cope with fools and idiots’. Of course, I’m not one to promote bad-tempered irrationality (I’m no Bill O’Reilly) but we’re all entitled to our moments, and a deficit of sleep might make this card seem useful.
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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you got angry at me when I contradicted your hallucinated version of reality.
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