Ecard text: I would have forked out real money for a real Fathers Day card, but it turns out that God is my real father.
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Ecard text: dear dad, thank you for taking the time to knock-up my mother. you sure earned this father's day card. your child.
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Ecard text: Without faith God is nothing. Though this signifies an unwholesome dependence on 'external validation 'to fortify his own self-worth and in my opinion he really should have appeared on Dr Phil before now.
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