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I can’t help it - people I know keep having babies. It’s been my experience that new parents get really nervy and upset if you say stuff like ‘You know, toddlers are awesome when they’re high!’ Just in case you were going to say something like this.
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Published on 28 Oct 2010

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I can't help it - people I know keep having babies. It's been my experience that new parents get really nervy and upset if you say stuff like 'You know, toddlers are awesome when they're high!' Just in case you were going to say something like this.

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