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I was standing in the library taking photos when this librarian came up and told me to stop. ‘You can’t take photos in the library,’ he said. Later, when I was looking at the photo I took of him, I decided to draw him as a zombie. It’s a sad future when even librarians might be one day be zombies.
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Published on 19 Jan 2012

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once bitten

I was standing in the library taking photos when this librarian came up and told me to stop. 'You can't take photos in the library,' he said. Later, when I was looking at the photo I took of him, I decided to draw him as a zombie. It's a sad future when even librarians might be one day be zombies.

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