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Zombie Ecard with text: If you should ever be bitten by a zombie ... look don't worry about it. I'll sort it out.
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once bitten

about this card: once bitten | I was standing in the library taking photos when this librarian came up and told me to stop. “You can’t take photos in the library,” he said. Later, when I was looking at the photo I took of him, I decided to draw him as a zombie. It’s a sad future when even librarians might be one day be zombies.
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