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Baby Shower Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Am relieved to hear you are pregnant and not merely eating too much cake. — about this card: or much too much | Earlier this week I was in a pillow-fight at a party and for some perverse reason I was being targeted by everyone, and this two-year old child came wandering past in diapers so I picked him up by the leg and used him as a human shield. Then I got a talking-to for most of an hour. I had no idea people get so emotional about human shields. Today’s card is something I said that night.

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Birthday Ecard with text: Be careful when you are cutting your birthday cake in case in contains a nest of spiders. Lunging at spiders with a knife might make them misinterpret the situation.

Apology Ecard with text: I will forgive you for not making me a better person if you make cake.

Birthday Ecard with text: It's your birthday! They give you a cake. And then a crowd of people help themselves to a slice. And everybody congratulates you while they eat your alleged cake. They eat it all up in front of you and you only get one slice, maybe two.

Birthday Ecard with text: We light candles on top of a slightly stale sponge cake and everybody cheerlessly sings a song. Then you make a wish, blow out the candles/spit all over the cake and then we have to eat it and say how much we like it and YAY!

Birthday Ecard with text: a birthday is just a solitary moment in time during a long plummet down into a void of uncertainty. but you get to eat cake!

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