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Anniversaries Ecard with text: our anniversary may be a day of deep personal regret for our families, but I'm having a blast!
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Family Ecard with text: Thank you for turning me into one of those mysterious people who never talk about their families.
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Family Ecard with text: I like that you have a personality, but feel it might be more convenient if you disassembled it into three boxes labeled anger, repression and resentment, and then spent the rest of your life uncontentiously affirming my world view.
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Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mothers Day. There is no greater proof of my affection for you than the fact that I never set fire to a rival sibling, no matter how funny it would have been.
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Family Ecard with text: It is a sign of just how much I actually like you that I haven't introduced you to my family yet.
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Mother's Day Ecard with text: I'll bet Mother's Day at King Oedipus' house could get awkward.
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