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Workplace Ecard with text: Companies are always looking for someone who can think outside the box. They like to hire them, and force them to not think outside the box.
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about this card: thinking outside the box | One time in a job interview someone asked me if I could think outside the box. Now, if I’d said YES, I’d be thinking INSIDE the box, which is tantamount to saying NO. So I just said, “Have you ever woken up to find a Chinese man licking your foot?” Then they got uncomfortable and the interview ended. My point is, the world is a confused place. And the fact I’m NOT confused doesn’t make it any easier.
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