Thinking outside the box | Workplace Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Workplace Ecard with text: Companies are always looking for someone who can think outside the box. They like to hire them, and force them to not think outside the box. — about this card: thinking outside the box | One time in a job interview someone asked me if I could think outside the box. Now, if I’d said YES, I’d be thinking INSIDE the box, which is tantamount to saying NO. So I just said, “Have you ever woken up to find a Chinese man licking your foot?” Then they got uncomfortable and the interview ended. My point is, the world is a confused place. And the fact I’m NOT confused doesn’t make it any easier.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?