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WTF Ecard with text: So it turns out that trying to order panda in a Chinese restaurant is considered offensive.
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about this card: chinese restaurants | I want to go to India one day; I love the food and the people seem really nice, despite Hollywood making them out to be violent, tomahawk-wielding lunatics who’ll attack anyone in a cowboy hat. But then, I’m a worldly, cosmopolitan sort of guy. And one time I ate Chinese food. Cooked by a retired warlord called General Tso. My life is amazing!
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