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Baby Ecard with text: 'I'm not saying you have a parasite growing inside of you. I'm saying you're growing a parasite in you that will emerge in a gross spectacle of blood and gore to make demands on your tim efor something like twenty years or more.'
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about this card: parasites | You know how it is when you get bored and want to mess with the minds of certain friends or family-members who are ‘with child’? Well, I have a strategy for that - a little something I like to call, ‘saying things that are true’.
The Harvard Skull Fiasco

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