Thinking of You Ecard with text: I like to think that people would appreciate us much more if they smoked cigarettes made from pencil shavings.

9 Jun 2010

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monopoly

I was listening to some poor, hapless parent talking about how hard it was to get their kid to enter the civilized world and, before I knew it, the words of today's wrongcard fell off my tongue. If I ever become a parent I want to do it the old-fashioned way: accidentally. I look forward to it, I suppose; it just seems so romantic to flee a country and live under a false identity.

Family

Thinking of You Ecard with text: The Tobacco Industry makes billions of dollars per year trafficking in addiction, sickness, premature death, and it would be immoral for me to give them any money. And so in a way it is my social conscience that forces me to bum them from you.

needing cigarette

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Thinking of You

Zombie Ecard with text: When the zombies attack, many of your closest friends and relatives are going to die in a ferocious storm of mindless violence and blood.

loot tobacconists first

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Zombie

broken pencils

Most people are neurotic, you see, and if you don't have any mental health problems, people get agitated and confused. So I sometimes i pretend to be a recovering broken-pencils smoker and now the lady in Human Resources never knows what to say to me when she sees me in the corridor. Which, if I'm being honest, has made our relationship a lot more tolerable.

WTF

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