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WTF ecard: People who dont believe in phosphorescent ghost monkeys have a much harder time dealing with encounters with them. Ecard image showing: People who dont believe in phosphorescent ghost monkeys have a much harder time dealing with encounters with them.

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On Wednesdays I traditionally post an older card and then spend the rest of the day praising Rupert Murdoch’s allegedly corrupt publishing empire. That they may or may not have bugged my phone and recorded me drunkenly singing Jewel songs at 2am has only made me more supportive of them.
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Published on 10 Nov 2009

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ghost monkeys

On Wednesdays I traditionally post an older card and then spend the rest of the day praising Rupert Murdoch's allegedly corrupt publishing empire. That they may or may not have bugged my phone and recorded me drunkenly singing Jewel songs at 2am has only made me more supportive of them.

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People who dont believe in phosphorescent ghost monkeys have a much harder time dealing with encounters with them.

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